There are those who go to the bar to make a match. Typically the man will spout witty one-liners and buy his love interest fancy cocktails while she smiles and coos while twirling her hair. It is sweet and innocent and endearing to see two people connect -even when they are their most awkward.
But on rare occasion there is a train wreck happening on the other side of the bar, so horrendous that you are afraid to watch – but you do to ensure the safety of those involved. It is the ménage à trois. A troubling bout of human ingenuity typically involving one douche bag of a man and two writhing women who need more attention than a newborn baby. It never fails that the beginning of their evening will be spent laughing and having a jolly time, but as the witching hour approaches to that daunting moment to where they all take off their clothes and hang out together in one queen-sized bed, the tension thickens. It is at this point that the barbaric sexual innuendos cause each person’s insecurities to fume into outbursts of emotion that are unscrupulous and embarrassing.
At the point when you have publicly announced to the world that you are going home with two people, there really isn’t anything that you consider poor behavior. Taking turns making out will pursue, titties will be exposed, and little moans and grunts will be exhaled. It is only when the bartender tells you that the corner freak show needs to stop and find a new home that the magic ends and the realization that you hate for one person to see you stretch marks occurs – but now you’ve committed yourself to two.
Ménage à Trois
1 oz fresh lime
1 oz ginger syrup
1.5 oz Hangar One Kaffir Lime Vodka
.5 oz Hypnotic
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